Sabtu, 01 Desember 2012

If I Were The Devil


Paul Harvey 

August 3, 1965 Radio Program


 


If I were the devil,

 I mean, if I were the Prince of Darkness, 
I would of course,
 want to engulf the whole earth in darkness. 

I would have a third of its real estate 
and four-fifths of its population, 
but I would not be happy 
until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree, 
so I should set about however necessary 
to take over the United States. 

I would begin with a campaign of whispers. 
With the wisdom of a serpent, 
I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: 
“Do as you please.” 

To the young, I would whisper, 
“The Bible is a myth.”
 I would convince them that man created God
 instead of the other way around. 

I would confide that what is bad is good, 
and what is good is “square”. 

In the ears of the young marrieds, 
I would whisper that work is debasing,
 that cocktail parties are good for you. 
I would caution them not to be extreme in religion, 
in patriotism, in moral conduct. 

And the old, I would teach to pray. 
I would teach them to say after me: 

“Our Father, which art in Washington” . . .

If I were the devil,
 I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature 
exciting so that anything else would appear dull an uninteresting. 

I’d threaten T.V. with dirtier movies and vice versa. 

And then, if I were the devil, I’d get organized.
I’d infiltrate unions and urge more loafing and less work,
 because idle hands usually work for me.
 I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could. 
I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. 
And I’d tranquilize the rest with pills. 

If I were the devil, 
I would encourage schools to refine young intellects 
but neglect to discipline emotions . . . 
let those run wild. 

I would designate an atheist 
to front for me before the highest courts in the land 
and I would get preachers to say “she’s right.”

 With flattery and promises of power, 
I could get the courts to rule what I construe as against God 
and in favor of pornography, 
and thus, I would evict God from the courthouse, 
and then from the school house, 
and then from the houses of Congress
 and then, in His own churches 
I would substitute psychology for religion, 
and I would deify science because that way men 
would become smart enough to create super weapons 
but not wise enough to control them.

If I were the Devil, 
I’d make the symbol of Easter an egg, 
and the symbol of Christmas, a bottle. 

If I were the devil, 
I would take from those who have 
and I would give to those who wanted, 
until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. 
And then, my police state would force everybody back to work.

Then, I could separate families, 
putting children in uniform, women in coal mines, 
and objectors in slave camps. 

In other words, if I were the Devil, 
I’d just keep on doing what he’s doing.

Paul Harvey, Good Day.




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